The Wee Book o' Grannies' Sayin's
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This bestseller is written in broad Scots an' is brimmin' foo o' a' yer Granny's fav'rite sayin's. Get this ...
She’s a’ fur coats an’ nae knickers.
She thinks her erse is a perfume factory.
The bigger the cheese, the stronger the smell.