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The Wee Book o' Cludgie Banter


The perfect wee book, written in broad Scots, fur sumwan who needs a wee bit o' cheerin' up!  It's chock-a-block foo o' stuff, nonsense an' laffs.

Tongue twisters … 

Thon greedy gadgie grabbed Granny's garden gnome.

Useful wee facts ...

Did ye ken tha' if ye hang yer lavvy paper so ye can pull it frae the bottom, ye're thocht tae be mair intelligent than sumway who hangs it so tha' it pulls frae the top?  Jings!  Ye're the Einstein o' the cludgie!